The run-on list of life

• I’m going to get married within a couple of weeks. I’m oddly nonchalant about this but I should be scrambling about getting something to wear and at least find someone to do my henna so it can feel somewhat normal.
• My parents are getting pushy about it and saying how my spending time with X is a “burden” on them.
• Really?
• I’ve been with the guy for almost 5 years and now you’re going to worry about the burden of my possibly getting pregnant before marriage? 
• Sit down. 
• It was easy to dismiss it when I wasn’t living close by but it was still happening. It’s too late to discuss your concerns now.
• I got a new full time job. I like it a lot.
• I like the $$ more, though. I can pay the rent, bills AND eat!
• But I mean, FUCKING FINALLY, right? Fuck freelancing for people that can’t pay on time and try to haggle. Your extremely overdue payments cause me to delay making MY payments to other people and companies.
• Anyway…The day after I accepted the job I got offered a position from another company that I had been waiting on for over a month. I had to decline. Their door is still open though. Apparently.
• The CEO for my company immediately noticed the work I was doing. (:
• This 9-5 business has really opened up my schedule for other things. Or just doing nothing because I damn well please.
• We now have two kittens. Too bad I can’t tell you their super awesome names.
• Anony-kitties.
• I’ve been going out more and more guys are hitting on me than before (read: never).
• Why couldn’t this have happened when I was single? I was young, desperate for attention with a higher tolerance for bullshit because of that and had a greater appetite for alcohol. ):
• I still flirt though.
• Sorry, doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck you.
• I’m becoming a lot more blunt apparently.
• People I was eager to hang out with are now hard to get a hold of.
• Fuck it. I’m making new friends anyway.
• No use in dwelling. I have finally come to the realization that if I dwell in the past or what could be that I will never move forward.
• A lot of people I know seem like they’re never moving forward. In fact, it looks like they’re moving backward. It’s sad because I know they’re capable of doing so much more with themselves.
• Drugs, while fun (except for that one time I did ‘shrooms), are bad.
• Kind of sad that I don’t really enjoy weed anymore.
• Probably because I smoke when I drink and that causes a bad hangover and all around not fun times.
• Alcohol though…
• Sweet tea + Lemonade + Vodka = Happy drunk from the south (me).
• Funnily enough I was introduced to that drink by a guy that was trying to pick me up.
• His face when I told him I was getting married was pretty sad though.
• Like Ralph Wiggum when his heart got broken sad.
• He calls X “Voldemort”.
• My hair is loooooong.
• I love/hate it because it looks good on me but I taking care of it is a huge mission.
• I want to ride bikes more.
• I’ve finally started to make an effort to work out.
• I’m eating better too!
• I’m on a normal sleep schedule.
• I am happy.